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May 23 2018

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lukestarkillerisgay:

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

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know-your-paradoxes:

lesdienne:

gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them

moonlandingwasfaked:

tariqah:

If you aren’t anti American in 2018, it’s time for you to grow the fuck up

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brotoro:

laughhard:

My Chinese Foreign-exchange friend asks me the most hilarious question. I can’t even.

He joined the foreign-exchange program because he dreamed of one day asking a white person this question

nfornihilism:

silentthevoice:

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep

mossbug:

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

iguanamouth:

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hey man

oiltipped:

some post: it’s okay if you haven’t done all these things yet! there’s no time limit and you move at your own pace! you shouldn’t be upset because you’re eighteen and none of it’s happened!

me, a 22yr old: 

dan-yuna:

lordstark:

lordstark:

shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone!

and you know what, shout out to people who don’t have any good friends irl either. i know it seems lonely right now but it won’t be forever there is a friend out there for you! i believe in you!

U have no idea of how much I needed this.

etthereal:

*slams tiny fists on table*

wheRES MY ATTENTION

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cute-n-lazy-femme:

shennanigoats:

sunspotpony:

ranma-official:

omgweatherunderground:

steelplatedhearts:

sourcefieldmix:

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

Better idea; become a miner and then marry a blacksmith so he can have the required materials for you to get free swords whenever. 

Make a harem and marry a full production chain

Monopolygamy.

I mean, if your harem is full of blacksmiths would that make it a polyhammerous relationship?

You could make a whole polyarmory

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